Quote #56

“Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.”

– Alvis

Quote #46

“I don’t like it and I don’t like the contraction ’em, as far as I’m concerned his name is ‘Dig Them’.”

– Mort Goldman