Quote #59

“You folded faster than a chain of Rhea Perlman themed all-you-can-eat diarrhea restaurants named Diarrhea Perlman’s

– Roger Smith

Quote #56

“Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.”

– Alvis